2. I have started an online newspaper called The Panda Daily. Read it HERE. OK, it's not really a newspaper but simply a collection of my tweets and the tweets of people I follow on Twitter in newspaper form. Haha!
3. Have you done your Income Tax? I have not even started thinking about it! I am just too lazy! I hope to get working on it next week but knowing how well I procrastinate, I may just postpone it to the very last minute.
4. I have eaten at OldTown, GeorgeTown and OldTaste. Have you? I can't believe that both GeorgeTown and OldTaste are exact copycats of OldTown right down to the interiors and menus! As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
5. Remember the panda head Eric Lee gave me for my Christmas gift last year? IT IS GONE!!!
Why gone? Well, my mom gave it away to my sister's children as she thought I was too old to play with it! Now I can't take a photo of myself hiding behind this panda head! Boohoo!
6. Have you eaten the banana kaya dessert from Domino's Pizza?
I found it pretty good with banana slices, pandan kaya, topped with cheese and sprinkled with icing sugar! Not exactly healthy, but what the heck!
7. Last week, I ordered a spaghetti bolognese from Domino's Delivery. But they refused to deliver unless I order a pizza!
So I ended up ordering a personal pizza and a spaghetti bolognese plus a banana kaya dessert! Am I greedy or what?! Their strategy worked! Dammit!
8. I like listening to all types of music including Malay music! I am a fan of Sean Ghazi and this is quite an amusing song sung by him, with Ida Nerina as Mary and Adibah Noor as the wife. If not mistaken, I think this song was originally written and sung by the late P. Ramlee. Have a listen! Enjoy and have a great weekend everyone!
Mari-mari kawan dengar ini cerita
Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta
Kalau suaminya sangat bergaya
Dia so jealous, tidak percaya
You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari
I perang besar you see!
Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak
Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!
Di office saya ada seorang secretary
Potongan badannya…
Namanya “Mary”
Merah bibirnya macam cherry!
Salah pandang macam Halle Berry…
Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin
You know, she wants to ‘romance’
I tanya “Ke mana?”
She said “Kebun bunga”
Ini chance baik I said “Ok, Senorita!”
Tiba di sana si Mary mula-lah posing
She makes badan I sejuk
Terus I shivering
She said “Don’t be afraid my darling”
Saya jawab: “I like this kind of thing..”
Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku
And then she said “ I love you!”
So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu…
Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!
Saya pulang ke rumah cukup senang hati
Tapi my wife ternampak lipstick on my pipi
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Dia menerkam dan menggigit,
Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!
Perabot IKEA terbang melayang-layang
Menghentam my belakang!
I would like to tanya
Kalau you yang kena
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?
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