
You have probably heard this joke before.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?The simple answer is of course, to get to the other side.
But searching on the Internet, I was able to find many humourous answers to this famous question. Here are some of the ones that stood out. If you scroll down further, you will get to read my own versions of why the chicken crossed the road quoted by some superstars, brandnames and fellow bloggers. Enjoy!!!
PLATO For the greater good.
ALBERT EINSTEINWhether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
DARWINIt was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
ARISTOTLETo actualize its potential.
FREUDThe fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
LAO TZUThose who cluck do not know. Those who know do not cluck.
JULIUS CAESARIt came, it saw, it crossed.
RALPH WALDO EMERSONIt didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
HAMLETTo cross or not to cross, that is the question.
AGENT FOX MULDERYou saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
CAPTAIN KIRKTo go boldly where no chicken has gone before.
RHETT BUTLERFrankly my dear, it didn’t give a damn!
DARTH VADERTo get to the dark side.
JACK NICHOLSONCause it f***ing wanted to. That’s the f***ing reason!
JOHN MC ENROECross the road?! You cannot be serious! The chicken was on the line!!
JOHN LENNONImagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNNWe have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
BILL GATESI have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
BARACK OBAMAThe chicken crossed the road because it was time for CHANGE. The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAINMy friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTONWhen I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W BUSHWe don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTONI did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GOREChicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.
LEE KUAN YEWWe have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.
NAJIB RAZAKWhat chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.
ABDULLAH BADAWIWe have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ..... Zzzzzz ......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIRNow even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard
apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!
ANWARWe have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
SHAHRIRAll foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.
AHMAD ISMAILThe chicken has no right to cross the road. The chickens are
pendatang.
VK LINGAMLooks like a chicken, clucks like a chicken but may not necessarily be a chicken.
Hillarious, no? I could not stop laughing!
And now, my own take on why the chicken crossed the road...
L’OREALThe chicken is worth it!
MCDONALDSIt’s loving it!
AIRASIANow every chicken can cross the road!
CONFUCIUSThe journey to the other side of the road begins with a single step.
BRITNEY SPEARSOoops…! The chick did it again!
MARIAH CAREYWHEN YOU BELIEVE you can cross the road, just say BYE BYE to other chicks here and MAKE IT HAPPEN! It may seem like FOREVER, but once you reach the other side, you will know the truth, that a HERO lies in you!
MY BUG LIFEIt wanted to taste the food and see the sights on the other side.
CCIt could hear the quaint melody calling it to experience the Malaysian life in the bungy land across the road.
KEEYITYesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That’s why it had to cross the road today.
MONICAIt wanted to sniff the rose.
SUITUAPUIBecause it was crazy....and still crazy after all these years!
TEKKAUSIt knew its day would start over there.
JOHNNY ONGBecause life ain’t happening over here. Life’s happening over there!
TWOSUPERHEROESIt has abnormal capacity and desire for food, traveling places and enjoy the best life has to offer.
CBENC12Because life’s a rollercoaster!
DAY DREAMERIts thoughts and thinking in reality made it cross the road.
EASTCOASTLIFEIt wanted people to hear its story. It was determined. It was fearless. How much would it take to break it?
ACURAIt believed in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
EILINGIt is a full time workaholic, a part time alcoholic, and occasionally a chickcoholic.
MOLLYIt wanted to build its home sweet home across the road.
JAMBecause life is like that!
PIKEYDUDEBecause it was striving for life and friends, and was pondering its own existence in this great, vast universe.
LINAIt was a Japan-mad chicken and it could see Sony, Toyota, Sushi King, Rakuzen etc. etc. on the other side.
MISSMALLIt wanted to get to Bloomingdale for a wedding banquet!
BENGBENGIt didn’t like the
longkang over here and wanted to cross to the
longkang over there.
QUACHEEIt is a “dreamer” and it believes in living its dreams and would like to inspire other chickens to cross the road with it.
MARIUCAIt wished upon a falling star that it would cross the road to smell the perfumes!
FOONGPCThere’s always a first time for everything, and CROSSING THE ROAD is no different!